Here are a few things that get my goat at the moment...
1 - Councils who spend money putting 'NO FOULING' signs on lamp-posts and stamping those yellow 'CLEAN IT UP' paint things on pavements to warn maniac dog owners who don't bag their pet's turds, yet spend no money on bins to put the stuff in once you've obeyed orders.
2 - Those ATM machines into which your card stutters rather than passes smoothly, making you panic just for a moment into believing your card is about to be swallowed.
3 - Women of severely restricted attractiveness who think they can get away with wearing tight tops with 'YOU WISH' emblazoned on them.
4 - The rise in the cost of fuel - do these decision-makers actually want us to work?
5 - Teenagers who text while crossing the road, often making them walk diagonally.
6 - Justin Timberlake constantly namechecking Madonna in that song they've done together.
7 - Football's multiball system - at Sheffield United last week the ballboys were instructed to throw an extra ball 'accidentally' on to the pitch whenever Hull City had a throw-in in order to slow the game down.
8 - National news coverage of London-centric stories, like the Mayoral campaign or how Capital Radio or Heart 106.2 are doing on RAJAR day.
9 - Fuel level predictors in cars which fluctuate suddenly from 56 miles to one mile, scaring the crap out of the driver.
10 - Daytime parcel deliverers not getting the hint and ringing the doorbell constantly until the nightshift worker finally gets his sorry arse out of bed.