Parked in Heworth.
Bought a cheap Metro return ticket into Newcastle.
Met like-minded individuals at Sports Bar, where cheap lager, wall-to-wall televisions and daytime strippers (of both genders) provided the pre-match entertainment.
Climbed 14 flights of stairs into the away section of St James Park.
Watched Hull City totally outplay "club in crisis" Newcastle United.
Got return Metro back to Heworth.
Was in Stockport to get ready for the club night by 8.30pm, grinning.
Had a top night at the wheels.
Slept most of Sunday before watching the extended highlights on Football First.
Good weekend, that.