Time for some more random thoughts about the sacred cow that is Coronation Street...
1 - How come Joe is already behind with the kitchen installations? Three weeks ago he shook hands on the deal from within a desolate warehouse that only contained dust. Exactly how quick are we expected to believe his new employers are?
2 - Has that girl who plays Natasha the hairdresser been shown archive of Shelley Unwin and told: "That's who you need to become"? The character similarities are striking. And she is very good.
3 - How does that lad who plays young Simon manage to out-act everyone else he appears with?
4 - Where's Jack?
5 - Why can't I stop humming Consider Yourself every time Joe appears on screen?
6 - Why exactly has Uncle Umed turned up? Are they pining for Vikram's dad but couldn't get him? Same shtick - business advice in the shop, lusting after the elder women in the pub.
7 - How come Maria looks slightly less pregnant every time we see her?
8 - Where are all the cars kept? Ken, Maria and Ashley all have cars but they never drive them anywhere and yet, even though they have no garages, they're never on the street.
9 - Is Audrey's request for her money back from Bill going to turn into a rather crowbarred 'credit crunch' story?
10 - Would that Underworld client have so confidently said he was going to "see United stuff Villa" if he'd known the last two results?