21 September 2009

United they stand

There are a few things I dislike about Manchester United fans, and the paucity of Mancunians among them remains the main one. However, during yesterday's Manchester derby (an awesome game), another reason reared its head.

Manchester United fans cannot forgive anyone for daring to hook up with a deadly rival after leaving their own club.

Carlos Tevez, a run-through-brick-walls Argentinian, was an outstanding player for United over his unique two-year loan deal. As far as I understand it, he wanted to join the club permanently, and even gestured to the directors box at Old Trafford about it when he was substituted in his final game last season.

The club chose not to pay up, despite patently being able to afford him (especially once that hateful, narcissistic, infantile, cheating Portuguese turd left for Madrid) and so Tevez looked for what else was on offer and joined Manchester City. It was a sporting and professional decision. And City, feeling that they had carried out a rare trumping of their more successful rivals, put posters up around Manchester with Tevez thereon, saying 'Welcome To Manchester'.

Tevez subsequently got all sorts of abuse from the Old Trafford faithful yesterday. Yet those blessed Stretford Enders surely knew that the departure of Tevez from their club, and then the poster campaign, was nothing to do with him? Or do they not mind looking thick as long as they manage to look aggressive and make a point that is unhelpful, inaccurate and inhuman?

Someone chucked a coin at Tevez as the players left the pitch at half time, and duly hit someone else, someone innocent (though had they hit Tevez, they still would have hit someone innocent). Well done that person. A top afternoon's work all round, clearly.

Meanwhile, Mark Hughes was also yesterday treated with not great kindness by the Old Trafford faithful, specifically those in the stand behind the dugouts. He was one of their greatest players who served the club with distinction over two spells in the 80s and 90s. He scored spectacular goals, crucial goals, late goals, trophy-winning goals. He was also sold by the club when he didn't want to go. But now he is carving out a promising managerial career and currently holds the position at Manchester City, so naturally he is called all the names under the sun.

These berks don't seem to realise that if Hughes has any kind of success, it is probably not going to be at United's expense, and will give him the chance of taking over at Old Trafford when Sir Alex Ferguson drops down dead on the touchline (which he will, as it's simply inconceivable that he will ever retire, despite all the noises about 2012, or whenever). And no matter what Hughes does on one side of the city, the biggest job is on the other - and the only way he wouldn't take Ferguson's job, if offered, is if he thinks the crowd that once adored him has now turned on him for daring to pursue a career somewhere nearby.


Wesley Mallin said...

>hateful, narcissistic, infantile, cheating Portuguese turd

Now I don't know a lot about football Matt but that's one opinion we share at least.

As for your opinions of United, well, it's the thing about football in general that I can never understand. Every team is a grandfather's hammer. 2 new heads and 4 new handles. No squad is the same from one year to the next. Few, sometimes none of the players are local, all are paid more than the average fan can dream of earning in a lifetime. Managers and chairmen come and go. In the latter case I can think of one chairman at least who left a club on the up to buy one destined for free-fall on the basis of the amount of money to be made from the land that came with the struggling club's stadium.
So what's to follow? I know I'm guilty of trotting along with the tribe when I support England on the international stage in cricket or rugby, but who's tribe are football fan's following when they form up behind their colours on a Saturday afternoon?

Matthew Rudd said...

They all represent their club, Wesley. The club will always be local, even though the personnel representing it come and go.

Unfortunately, it's one of those inexplicable situations and if you're born with a football-loving gene you get it, and if you aren't, you don't - and it's nigh on impossible to explain, but it definitely exists.

Greenie said...

If Mark Hughes wants sunshine and roses when he goes to Old Trafford, probably a good idea not to slag United off in an infantile attempt to play Sir Alex at his own game.

Visiting clubs shouldn't get an easy time at a football ground. They should be made to feel that this is a horrible place to be unless you have the good taste and business sense to play for the World's Greatest Club (TM)

Oh yeah, and United fans booing a player who decided to leave is no worse, in fact it's better, than booing your own players/manager when they leave the pitch.

So there.....