8 February 2008

"Thank you for listening."

I tell you, talking to thousands and thousands of radio listeners all at once is a piece of cake compared to the speaking engagement I've just accepted - giving a speech to the local branch of the Football Referees Association.



Clair said...

Will they be in their uniforms during the speech, and give you a red card if they don't like your behaviour?

Steve said...

Don't make jokes about the off-side rule. I guarantee they won't go down well.

Matthew Rudd said...

Reminds me of the Spitting Image sketch where a ref asks Gary Lineker to speak at his local association dinner, and when Lineker he agrees, he shouts: "Yes, I've become the first ref ever to book Gary Lineker!"

I might use that.